From the "taking a complete and utter disregard for intellectual property to new heights" department:

DRENCHED by a mysterious rain, Harry Potter is transformed into a fat, hairy dwarf and stripped of his magic powers as he battles the forces of evil in the shape of a dragon.

The plot of the long-awaited fifth book about the young wizard[base ']s adventures? Not quite. This is the enterprising fiction of an anonymous Chinese author who has written a fake Harry Potter book to satisfy the extraordinary appetite for his stories.

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